Assortment Of Fifty-Five Randomized Memes

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andcallmeshirley
Dec 26, 2019 1:08 PM EST

Interesting memes and tweets in no particular order. Here's another dump of random memes to keep you scrolling.

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  • 01
    Text - Chris Hallbeck @ChrisHallbeck An audiobook that is 8 hours of breathing and page turning with a surprised "Oh, out loud?" right at the end. RETWEETS LIKES 195 266
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  • 02
    Text - "this isn't an assignment that you can do the night before" Bet ctri
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  • 03
    Organism - Me watching my sleep paralysis demon doing the Macarena
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  • 04
    Face - As much as luse my smartphone, I don't think l've ever seen it in any of my dreams. @will ent ..walT A SECOND
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  • 05
    Cartoon - When you buy air but half of the bag is filled with chips Noooo!
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  • 06
    Tortoise - ADOLESCENT HEALTHY NORMAL TUBTZES Ralph Donald Leonard Michael
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  • 07
    Text - gov michaela @MichaelaOkla Just heard my mom shouting "DOES ANYBODY KNOW WHERE ROOMBA IS" and then 2 minutes later, more quietly, "aww poor roomba how'd you get stuck there sweetie"
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  • 08
    Facial expression - Me waiting on the Applebee's waitress to hand me back my ID because I ordered a magarita with my chicken tendies
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  • 09
    Technology - The "too young to be a 90s kids but too old to relate to Musical.ly and Jake Paul" generation MINECRAFT ORNN Poplropica NICKELODEON Creete hundf w t ANGRY BIRDS IGI @childhoodstvshows iCarly ON DIARY CARTOON NETWORK. Wirapy Kd DISNEY CHANNEL oriGinal PENGUIN
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  • 10
    Cartoon - Keanu Reeves Says He'll Make As Many John Wick Movies As Fans Want WEGOTTHISCOVERED.COM Me John Wick 37
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  • 11
    Frog - When you confidently blurt out an answer in class & it's wrong af. Marng09
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  • 12
    Text - Cole @its_cmillz6 when you're sleeping and your alarm didn't ring yet but the amount of sleep you're getting is suspicious BABY @HORCHATACUM 20h
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  • 13
    Text - When u accidently rhyme 2 words and start thinking about what ur life would been like if u were a rapper
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  • 14
    Text - Me: I don't like drama Also me:
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  • 15
    Cartoon - It's gets worse the longer you look
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  • 16
    Text - verdandi @daintyviolet some of yall are real brave thinking not being a sex worker makes u better. u send nudes and fu for free and in return u get left on read..congratulations??? ur a non profit whoreganization 5:16 PM · 23 Jul 19 · Twitter for iPhone 11.9K Retweets 55.7K Likes
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  • 17
    Watermelon - My brain: you should go to sleep it's 3am Also my brain: watch this rn YouTube Smash Mouth - All Star (Melon Cover)
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  • 18
    Text - trust E may V VENMO 6m ago Ethan paid you $7.00. chipotle 9th grade- Your Venmo balance is now $7.00. dlubes my friend I haven't talked to in years just paid me back for chipotle from SEVEN years ago Ethan is a man of focus, commtment, sheer will..
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  • 19
    Text - Ihate myself for knowing what's going on @_94mph @_94mph YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT THE F GOING ON
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  • 20
    Dog - Uuno works hard as a video game developer.
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  • 21
    Adaptation - THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST GORGEOUS CREATURES GOD HAS EVER MADE. I'D LIKE TO TAKE HIM JUST KEEP HIM AS A PET, HOME AND JUST... BUT THAT 'S NOT HE'S MEANT TO BE FREE. FREE. WHAT HE'S MEANT TO BE.
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  • 22
    Photo caption - As Ernie begins to jerk off the seventh time this night, Bert starts to regret his viagra-prank.
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  • 23
    Hair - "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me. -Tupac
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  • 24
    Yellow - gta pedestrians seeing me driving towards them at 140 mph MORNING MERICA
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  • 25
    Cartoon - WHY DO THEY CALL IT OVEN WHEN YOU OF IN THE COLD FOOD OF OUT HOT EAT THE FOOD 1986 PAWS, INC. All Rights Reserved. cremia yo why jon thick as hell A flipflapjacks We aint gonna talk about the stroke I just had reading this? JIM DAVES 7-13
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  • 26
    Text - Shower Thoughts @showerfeelings If we removed all laws, the crime rate would be 0%. Modern problems require modern solutions
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  • 27
    Text - JDB @JDBooie Bring cocaine to the airport so you can pet the dogs
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  • 28
    Text - Debi Nagle When Mom comes home from the store with no choccy milks.
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  • 29
    Technology - The perfect pillow doesn't exi- IG:@pcgaming Ralof: Hey, you. You're finally awake.
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  • 30
    Duel - Students who pack up 10 seconds early Teachers
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  • 31
    Text - ItizenTed 15, 1:16 PM Why is a mouse when it spins? Because the more it does the neither it can't. 165 bruisedunderpenis • Mar 17, 2015, 4:45 PM http://www.stroke.org/stroke-resources/stroke-help-line 會268
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  • 32
    Text - bagmilk: macklemack: is it pets mart or pet smart it's pronounced gif
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  • 33
    Bird - LAST YEAR OBAMA SAID HE WAS 57... THIS YEAR HE SAYS HE IS 58... WHICH IS IT OBAMA?
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  • 34
    Stuffed toy - danipup i'm losing my absolute si background. at the Elmo in the
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  • 35
    Text - tes1a gamers dont take hot showers tesla they take -y ones miscaitlin what aquiladafirenze Don't tell them. Don't you dare tell them. 185,528 notes
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  • 36
    Facial expression - 2 Mu 24.hu Family celebrated girl's first period with cake and a party All that for a drop of blood?
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  • 37
    Cartoon - if vaccines are safe, then explain this!
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  • 38
    Text - intellectual Someone who has found something more interesting than sex and alcohol. Me an intellectual: 51 C,
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  • 39
    Text - endey @endeylol LMFAOOO IMEI DEAD Greg Ingof @Gregingof - 6:48 PM - Oct 1, 2019 Me and my wife are expecting our first born child in 2 months and v dont have a name LOLI Greg Ingof @Gregingof Introducing Hila and I's first born child, Jack Ingof. at 1:35am on 12/12/19. endey @endeylol Replying to @Gregingof You should name him jack 8:49 PM - Oct 1, 2019 - Twitter Web App ali View Tweet activity Greg Ingof @Gregingof - 8:53 PM Oct 1, 2019 Replying to @endeylol We are hoping for a girl but
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  • 40
    Text - I usually get nervous when I talk to cute boys 5:26 PM awwwww 5:26 PM I guess that's why you were so easy to talk to 6:35 PM w/pitnmakenis Instant Damage II 24:50
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  • 41
    Dog - Infinitedoggomemes holy cracker, i forgot my briefcase
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  • 42
    Text - м and 341 others Most relevant v I actually lent a girl an umbrella yesterday which takes the total number of girls I've made wet this year to -1. 412 4h Like Reply
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  • 43
    Cartoon - Science: There is literally no correlation between video games and violence The Media: that's just fancy talk
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  • 44
    Text - Toys R Us real as fu ABIESAUS & TOYSAU Pull out & SAVE $600 up to
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  • 45
    Cartoon - When it's bedtime and all the awkward moments come back to you in full HD quality
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  • 46
    Text - oement Credt cant Srateg For Investors TANO Kpesrt OHOKAACOS Ogne VA THEMETAPICTURE.COM Guy does to bank what banks usually do to other people 1 day ago The idea of beating the banks at their own game may seem tike a rich joke, but Dmitry Agarkov, a 42-year-old Russian man, may have managed it Unhappy with the tems of an unsolicited credit card offer he received from online bank Tinkoff Credit Systems, Agarkov scanned the document, wrote in his owm terms and sent it through. The bank appr
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  • 47
    Purple - senor-bizarro: I LOVE BOOZE BOOZE LOVES ME HOLY STI HAVE TO PEE I'M SO SMASHED I'M FALLING ON THE FLOOR ALCOHOLIC DINOSAUR
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  • 48
    Text - Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke This is her. Her name is Gina. Her daughter's name is Summer. The problem with our economy is she has to live in her car-while a disgraced TV host like you makes millions. Bill O'Reilly @BillOReilly 2h Beto says he met a woman working FOUR jobs. And raising a special needs child. I don't believe him. Sorry.
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  • 49
    Transport - When you are in the living room and your mom lets guests in without warning you
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  • 50
    News - 6 ELEVEN FOOD MARKET IVE AIT 241 Dark humor is like clean water. Not everybody gets it.
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  • 51
    Text - When she tries to hold your hand before marriage hegone
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  • 52
    Fictional character - Me realizing I could have lived in any era of human history and I just so happen to live in the same era as memes:
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  • 53
    Text - This soon to be single dude. Hello neighbor Hiya Can y'all fu quietly l'm tryna sleep Delivered Im still at work? Hello zak????
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  • 54
    Text - shittycryptids a teleporting cat. It's just a regular housecat, but it appears in random places when you could have sworn you just saw it somewhere else defectivegembrain that's just a cat axтxz literally any cat
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  • 55
    Cartoon - Lawyers Youtubers Idon't own the rights to these songs
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